I'm just a constant headache..

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Oct 2

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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Oct 1
catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

Oct 1
brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

(Source: doctor-in-a-policebox)

Oct 1
pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

Oct 1

nataliedromer:

when someone asks about my love life

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Oct 1

(Source: bowlegschester)

Oct 1
liberalsarecool:

Conservatism as policy is a failure. #abstinence

liberalsarecool:

Conservatism as policy is a failure. #abstinence

(Source: adeyami)

Oct 1
scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

are they drinking detergent

scheherazadesdiary:

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

are they drinking detergent

Oct 1
brbjellyfishing:

victorvonvaporwave:

Apple bottom jeans

STOOPPPPO

brbjellyfishing:

victorvonvaporwave:

Apple bottom jeans

STOOPPPPO

Oct 1

thisisallmydesign:

HEY GUYS

ITS OCTOBER 1ST

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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HUGH 

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DANCY

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WITH

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PUMPKINS

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THANK THE HALLOWEEN GODS FOR PUMPKINS